Strange women distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!


People who thought really hard about the concept that a tattoo is body art.



reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

speaking in a native language: well fuckity fuck


Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me


when people call hannibal misunderstood i just imagine hannibal as socially confused, 90s sitcom character who gets into hijinks

like he trips on a skateboard and accidentally harvests a dude’s liver

and jack walks in with his hands on hips and he goes “hannibal" in that annoyed, sitcom-way

and hannibal is just on the floor feasting on this dude’s organs and he shrugs and sheepishly grins and says “did i do that?” and a laugh track plays


when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”