1. Just because I’m a fat girl doesn’t mean I will automatically be thrilled with any little bit of attention thrown my way.
2. Just because I’m a fat girl doesn’t mean I will be super duper excited that you’ve taken time out of your busy busy busy day to speak to me.
3. Just because I’m a fat girl doesn’t mean I will sleep with any desperado that asks. Just because you’re attracted to me doesn’t mean i’m attracted to you. Soz.
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
headcanon that night vale has its own version of “breaking bad,” only instead of being about a chemistry teacher who cooks meth it’s about a sheriff’s secret police officer who bakes illegal wheat and wheat by-products. it’s called “baking bad.”
— The Perks of Being A Wallflower (via destielfs)
I think it’s about time for the Merlin cast to reunite and film modern day Merlin.
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
— 10 word story (via lettersstrungtogether7)